Jokes-

rlegault · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

I don't have any jokes to share right now, but I enjoyed reading the jokes that you guys have been posting.

In · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:41 am Post subject: Re: Jokes-

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thanks means alot to see that someone is enjoying them.
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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

~Cake Or Bed ~

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE ELECTRICAL WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO ...

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK .

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS , DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME.

-AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

-AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

-AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? THE HUSBAND ASKED...

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE SARA LEE / BETTY CROCKER- WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD? ?????

Laughing

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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

ALL PUNS INTENDED

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A battery jumper lead walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. (assulted)

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"!

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"Thatsounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
says "Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't
stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)....

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to
his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them
laugh.

Laughing

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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

~ Po Taters ~ (potatoes)

Some people never seem motivated to participate,
but are just content to watch while others do the work.
They are called "Spec Taters"".

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted
at finding fault with the way others do the work.
They are called "Comment Taters".

Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what
to do, but don't want to soil their own hands.
They are called "Dick Taters".

Some people are always looking to cause problems
by asking others to agree with them.
It is too hot or too cold, too sour or to sweet.
They are called "Agie Taters".

There are those who say they will help,
but somehow just never get around
to actually doing the promised help.
They are called the "Hezzie Taters."

Some people can put up a front and
pretend to be someone they are not.
The are called the "Immy Taters".

Then there are those who love others
and do what they say they will.
They are always prepared to stop whatever
they are doing and lend a helping hand.
They bring real sunshine into the lives of others.They are called
" Sweet PO Taters ".

To all you sweet potatoes out there. Wink

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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

Little Boy Andy asked his Grandmother...
" Granny, If your 39 and holding....How old would you have to be to let go? "
~ ROSES & HANGING BASKETS ~

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her - 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate....

The grandmother says,
'Loosen up, Sweetie. - If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:32 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

Not really a joke- but i wanted to share....

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
And blood was everywhere,
The sirens screamed out eulogies,
For death was in the air.
A mother, trapped inside her car,
Was heard above the noise;

Her plaintive plea near split the air:

Oh, God, please spare my boys!
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
She struggled to get free,
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
On where the back seat once had been,
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
She did not hear them cry,
And then she prayed they'd been thrown free,
Oh, God, don't let them die!
Then firemen came and cut her loose,
But when they searched the back,
They found therein no little boys,
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
And was traveling alone,
But when they turned to question her,
They discovered she was gone.
Policemen saw her running wild
And screaming above the noise
In beseeching supplication,
Please help me find my boys!
They're four years old and wear blue shirts;
Their jeans are blue to match.
One cop spoke up, They're in my car,
And they don't have a scratch.
They said their daddy put them there
And gave them each a cone,
Then told them both to wait for Mom
To come and take them home.
I've searched the area high and low,
But I can't find their dad.
He must have fled the scene,
I guess, and that is very bad.
The mother hugged the twins and said,
While wiping at a tear,
He could not flee the scene, you see,
For he's been dead a year.
The cop just looked confused and asked,
Now, how can that be true?
The boys said, Mommy, Daddy came
And left a kiss for you.
He told us not to worry
And that you would be all right,
And then he put us in this car with
The pretty, flashing light.
We wanted him to stay with us,
Because we miss him so,
But Mommy, he just hugged us tight
And said he had to go.
He said someday we'd understand
And told us not to fuss,
And he said to tell you, Mommy,
He's watching over us.
The mother knew without a doubt
That what they spoke was true,
For she recalled their dad's last words,
I will watch over you.
The firemen's notes could not explain
The twisted, mangled car,
And how the three of them escaped

Without a single scar.
But on the cop's report was scribed,
In print so very fine,
An angel walked the beat tonight on Highway 109.
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare.
This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven,
He saw me, and he asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?"

I responded: "Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends.

They deserve it and I love them very much. "

This message works on the day you receive it.

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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

They're written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I 've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned.... the journey never ends......
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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

A mouse looked through the crack
In the wall to see the farmer and
His wife open a package.

What food might this contain?'
The mouse wondered -
He was devastated to discover it
Was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern
To you, but it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it.'

The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'
The pig sympathized, but said, I am
So very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there
Is nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured you are in my prayers.'

The mouse turned to
The cow and said
'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'
The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected,
To face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the
Sound of a mousetrap catching its
Prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see
What was caught. In the darkness,
She did not see it was a venomous
Snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital ,
And she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever
With fresh chicken soup, so the
Farmer took his hatchet to the
Farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued,
So friends and neighbors came to
Sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer
Butchered thepig.

The farmer's wife did not get well;
She died.
So many people came for her funeral,
The farmer had the cow slaughtered
To provide enough meat for all
Of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from
His crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone
Is facing a problem and think it
Doesn't concern you, remember --
When one of us is threatened,
We are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey
Called life. We must keep an eye out
For one another and make an extra
Effort to encourage one another.
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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had made love all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying @##$$! you've been playing Golf! ".

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said, 'pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied,
'the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'
'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'
The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'
The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted,'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.'

Laughing

hope it didn't offend anyone.
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In · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

~ Cute Signs ~

* Anesthesiologist business card:
~When you care enough to sleep with the very best.~

* Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
~ 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ~

* In a Podiatrist's office:
~Time wounds all heels.' ~
* On a Septic Tank Truck:
~ Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ~

* At a Proctologist's door:
~To expedite your visit please back in.~

* On a Plumber's truck:
~'We repair what your husband fixed.' ~

* On another Plumber's truck:
~ 'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..' ~

* On a Church's Billboard:
~ '7 days without God makes one weak.' ~

* At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
~ 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ~

* At a Towing company:
~ We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

* On an Electrician's truck:
~ 'Let us remove your shorts.'

* In a Nonsmoking Area:
~'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

* On a Maternity Room door:
~ 'Push. Push. Push.'

* At an Optometrist's Office:
~ If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

* On a Taxidermist's window:
~ 'We really know our stuff.'

* On a Fence:
~ 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

* At a Car Dealership:
~'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

* Outside a Muffler Shop:
~'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

* In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
~ 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

* At the Electric Company
~We would be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'

* In a Restaurant window:
~'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

* In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
~ 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

* At a Propane Filling Station:
~'Thank heaven for little grills.'

* And don't forget the sign at a Chicago - Radiator Shop:
~ 'Best place in town to take a leak
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Toodles · Regular Joined: 07 Nov 2007 Posts: 14

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions.

The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.

Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.

In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour. I've got to get this guy!"

The coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And sure enough the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world!"

"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
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The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit"

brainman · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

Q: Why do they call it PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease had already been taken.
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In · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes-

heheh was that directed at anyone, i wonder..... Laughing

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In · Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:20 am Post subject: Re: Jokes-

October is Mental Health Month…You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. . . . . . my job's done!

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